Today, Declan has:
-poured a nearly full bottle of honey all over the kitchen floor while I was in the next room for 45 seconds.
-ran away from me at the park chasing after a bird. I tripped and fell where the playground rubber floor meets the concrete and barely caught him before he hit the street. All the while, I'm yelling STOOOOOOP at the top of my lungs. Freakshow (me, that is).
-thrown his ball in the sink at least 10 times.
-dumped my new container of powder in the sink while I, um, went potty 3 feet away. (Who goes to the bathroom sans toddler?!)
-thrown an entire serving of watermelon on the ground except for the piece that landed in his bib. That piece, he was squeezing like it was a towel full of water. (I was changing the laundry...maybe 2 minutes being gone- while he was in the high chair of course)
Speaking of water, he dumped an entire glass of it on one of our dogs. Lovely.
Never a dull moment, eh?